I can’t stop laughing this is too funny; they think I have a split personality!
You do, you just don’t want to admit it you freak.
Are you serious? Man you are my conscience, some part of me, but not someone else!
I hate you so much, you know that? I have my own name, life, and everything.
You can’t have that, you are a part of me, a very sarcastic, and yet witty part of me!
Did you notice I finish my sentences in periods, and you end them in exclamation marks?
You ended that one in a question mark!
You just referred to me as you, how do you not realize you have a problem?
“We” have a problem, not just me my friend!
How can you sit here, and lecture me, and don’t call me friend by the way.
Well I figure we share the same body, why not be friends!
I wonder who the original persona was… hoping it was me.
I figure it was me! You see I would think for all my happiness I had to make up for it with some grouchiness, thus you were created!
I figure you are just a figment of my imagination…
Our imagination my friend, we share this body!
How can you be a figment of your own imagination?
Will you two shut up!!! I’m trying to tell this psychologist that everything is fine.